Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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