Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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