Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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