Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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