Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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