Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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