Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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