Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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