Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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