Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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