Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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