Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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