Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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