Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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