Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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