Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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