Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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