Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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