Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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