Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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