Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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