Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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