Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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