Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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