Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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