Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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