Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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