Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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