Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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