Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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