Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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