Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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