Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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