Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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