Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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