Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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