Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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