Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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