Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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