Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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