Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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