Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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