Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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