Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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