Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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