Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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