Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Owlgebra


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was in a jam!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the shell station.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both whine alot!


GOOD		CRAP

or