Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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