Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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