Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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