Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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