Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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