Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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