Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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