Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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