Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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