Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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