Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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