Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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