Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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