Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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