Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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