Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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