Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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