Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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