Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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