Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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