Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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