Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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