Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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