Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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