Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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