Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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