Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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