Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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