Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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