Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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