Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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