Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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