Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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