Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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