Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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