Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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