Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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