Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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