Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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