Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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