Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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