Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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