Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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