Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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