Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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