Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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