Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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