Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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