Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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