Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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