Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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