Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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