Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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