Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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