Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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