Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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