Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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