Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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