Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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