Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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