Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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