Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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