Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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