Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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