Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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