Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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