Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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