Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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