Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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