Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026