Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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