Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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