Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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