Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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