Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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