Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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