Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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