Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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