Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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