Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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