Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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