Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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