Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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