Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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