Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or


What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025