Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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