Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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