Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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