Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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