Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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