Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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