Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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