Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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