Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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