Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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