Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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