Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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