Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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