Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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