Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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