Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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