Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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