Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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