Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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