Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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