Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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