Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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