Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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