Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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