Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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