Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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