Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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