Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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