Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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