Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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