Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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