Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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