Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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