Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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