Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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