Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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