Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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