Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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