Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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