Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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