Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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