Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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