Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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