Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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