Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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