Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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