Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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