Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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