Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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