Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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