Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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