Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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