Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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