Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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