Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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