Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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