Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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