Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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