Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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