Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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