Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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