Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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