Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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