Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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