Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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