Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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