Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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