Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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