Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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