Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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