Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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