Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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