Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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