Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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