Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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