Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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