Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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