Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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