Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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