Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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