Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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