Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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