Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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