Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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