Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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