Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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