Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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