Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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