Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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