Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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