Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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