Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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