Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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