It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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By relocating it to a casino!
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Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I find you very attractive.
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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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