Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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