Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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