Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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