Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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