Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.


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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.


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Cell phones


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Boo-Jeans.


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