Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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