Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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