Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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