Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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