Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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