Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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