Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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