Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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