Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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