Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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