Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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