Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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