Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.


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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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Fireballs.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Fo Drizzle!


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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Vitamin sea.


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Because he traveled a lot.


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