Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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