Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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