Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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