Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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