Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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