Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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