Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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