Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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