Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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