Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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