Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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