Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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