Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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