Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.


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A rash of good luck.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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A gummy bear


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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To get his filling!


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