Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.


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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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At the baa-baa shop.


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Where is pop corn?


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He presses the paws button.


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An Algae-bra


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