Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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