Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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