Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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