Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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