Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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