Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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