Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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