Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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