Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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