Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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