Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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