Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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