Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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