Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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