Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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