Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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