Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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