Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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