Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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