Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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