Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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