Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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