Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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