Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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