Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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