Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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