Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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