Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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