Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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