Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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