Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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