Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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