Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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