Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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