Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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