Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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