Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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