Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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