Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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