Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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