Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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