Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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