Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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