Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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