They can make little things count.
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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