Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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