Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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