Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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