Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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