Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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