They can make little things count.
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Because it might crack up!
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feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A porcupine with split ends
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