Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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