Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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Pointless


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To see time fly.


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At the crystal ball.


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I'm going out tonight!


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He felt funny.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Mice krispies


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Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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