Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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A crookodile


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An instagram.


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Sherlock Bones.


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What's a light bulb?


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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