Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand


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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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Bison


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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It was sole destroying.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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In a river bank


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It had too many problems.


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