If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Just in case he got a hole in one!
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he got a little behind in his work.
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