Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Norse code.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Catfish


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Chips AHOY!!


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A kitten.


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