If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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The sound of Mew-sic
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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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With the Florida Keys.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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A waist of time!
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