Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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A dead centipede.


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What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


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Root beer.


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It was beat.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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