Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.


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An offer you can't understand


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Its shadow


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CSI


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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A buff-a-loan


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Lipstick.


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