Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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