If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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She kept running away from the ball.
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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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