Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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