Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026