Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


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Holly Davidson.


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It's Hans free.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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A jump rope.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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