Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?


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Laboratory Retrievers


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Its shadow


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A watch dog.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Hair Force One!


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A starfish.


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