Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Where are sharks from?

Finland.


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To get his quarterback.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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He took them to a pignic.


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Stuck


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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To log on.


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