Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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