Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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