Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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