Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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