Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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