If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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The sound of Mew-sic
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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It held up a pair of pants.
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