Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Take away his shovel


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Spelling.


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The Elfabet.


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A Dogwood


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