Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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