Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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