Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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