Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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A hot dog


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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You can count on me!


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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