Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel


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There are footprints in the butter.


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Stop bugging me


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A swordfish


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Juan by Juan.


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Lemonade.


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Feyonce


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