Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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None, because they were copycats


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Soviets


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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What a turtle disaster


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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