Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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