If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Does Boston stop at this train?
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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Cause your the only one Hair.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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