If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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A jump rope.
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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