Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Plug its nose.


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It went OK.


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A drummer


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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