Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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