Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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Virgin mobile.


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A centipede on its back!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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A silicon.


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A swordfish


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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Woke up in the fireplace.


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