Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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