Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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It has a collar I.D.


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They both whine alot!


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Snaked.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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A hot dog


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