Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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