Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!


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The police had to comb the area.


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What's a light bulb?


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To get to the udder side.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Because it's between ac.


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To the mooooooovies.


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A rubber band.


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They can make little things count.


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