Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or


What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Canvas not available.

or


What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026