Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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