Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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