Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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