Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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