Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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