Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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