Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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