Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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