Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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