Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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