Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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