Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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