Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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