Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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