Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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