Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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