Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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