Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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