Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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