Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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