Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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