Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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