Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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