Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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