Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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