Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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