Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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