Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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