Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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