Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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