Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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