Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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