Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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