Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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