Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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