Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026