Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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