Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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