Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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