Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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