Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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