Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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