Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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