Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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