Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
Canvas not available.

or


When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026