Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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