Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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