Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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