Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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