Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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