Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A seal walks into a club...
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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