Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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