Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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