Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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