Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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