Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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