Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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