Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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