Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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