Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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