Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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