Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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