Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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