Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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