Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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