Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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