Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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