Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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