Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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