Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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