Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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