Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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