Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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