Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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