Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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