Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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