Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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