Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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