Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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