Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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