Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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