Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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