Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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