Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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