Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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