Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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