Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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