Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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