Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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