Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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