Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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