Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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