Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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