Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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