Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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