Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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