Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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