Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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