Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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