Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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