Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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