Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.


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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.


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A swordfish


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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None. It turned itself in.


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Buy a deck of cards.


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To get to the body shop.


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A hush puppy.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

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