Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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