Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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