Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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