Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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