Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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