Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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