Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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