Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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