Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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