Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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