Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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