Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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