Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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