Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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