Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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