Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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