Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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