Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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