Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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