Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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