Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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