Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.


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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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A hoarse fly!


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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Stinker Bell.


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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it was a shitzu."


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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