Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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