Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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