Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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