Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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