Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026