Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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