Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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