Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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