Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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