Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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