Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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