Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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