Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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