Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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