Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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