Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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