Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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