Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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