Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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