Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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