Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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