Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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