Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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