Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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