Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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