Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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