Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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