Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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