Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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