Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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