Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.


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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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Through the engineers.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Toy-otas.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Bison


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He felt funny.


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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or