Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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