Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024