Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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