Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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