Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.


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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!


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His partners.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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I just can't think of one atm.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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A gummy bear


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Discrimination.


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Professional courtesy.


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