Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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