Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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