Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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