Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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