Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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