Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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