Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or




I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Canvas not available.

or


How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026