Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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