Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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