Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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