Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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