Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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