Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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