Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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