Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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