Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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