Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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