Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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