Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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