Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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