Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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