Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.


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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops


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It was two tired.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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To log on.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Igloos it together.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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