Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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