Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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