Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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