Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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