Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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