Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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