Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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They both whine alot!


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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