Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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