Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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