Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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