Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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