Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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