Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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No way Hose A.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Stuck


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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