Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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A phew.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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Fryday


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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What a turtle disaster


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