Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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