Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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