Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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