Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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