Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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