Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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