Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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