Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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