Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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