Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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