Because they had so many knights.
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Cause your the only one Hair.
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A porcupine with split ends
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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