Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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