Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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