Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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