Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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