Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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