Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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