Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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