Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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