Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


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His heart wasn't in it.


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Snowflakes.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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H2O.


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When the spider spied her!


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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