Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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"Feel the World."


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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An envelope.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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