Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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