Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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CSI


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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To get to the other slide!


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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When you're a mouse.


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