Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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