Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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