Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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