Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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