Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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