Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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