Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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