Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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