Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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