Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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