Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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