Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026