Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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