Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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