Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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