Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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