Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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