Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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