Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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