Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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