Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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