Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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