Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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