Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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