Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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