Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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