Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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