Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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