Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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