Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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