Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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