Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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