Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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A cr-oak tree.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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they just stop reacting.


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An embarrased mime!


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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All of them


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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