Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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