Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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