Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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