Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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