Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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