Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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