Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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