Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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