Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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