Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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