Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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