Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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