Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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