Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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