Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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