Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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