Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Canvas not available.

or


What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
Canvas not available.

or


How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026