Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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