Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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