Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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