Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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