Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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