Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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