Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.


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A porcupine with split ends


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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they make up everything.


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Fish and ships.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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