Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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