Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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