Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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