Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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