Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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