Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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