Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A skunk with a rash.


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Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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I better not tell you, it might spread.


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A hippopota-mess


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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