Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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