Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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