Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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