Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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