Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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