Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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