Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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