Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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