Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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