Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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