Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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