Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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