Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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