Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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