Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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