Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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