Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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