Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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