Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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