Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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