Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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