Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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