Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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