Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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