Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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