Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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