Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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