Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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