Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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