Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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