Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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