Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026