Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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