Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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