Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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