Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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