Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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