Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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