Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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