Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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