Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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