Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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