Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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