Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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