Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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