Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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