Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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