Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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