Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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