Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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