Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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