Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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