Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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