Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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