Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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