Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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