Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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