Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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