Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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