Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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