Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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