Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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