Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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