Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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