Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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