Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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