Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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