Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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