Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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