Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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