Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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