Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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