Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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