Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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