Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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