Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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