Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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