Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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