Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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