Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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