Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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