Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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