Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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