Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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