Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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