Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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