Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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