Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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