Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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