Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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