Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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