Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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