Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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