Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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