Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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