Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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