Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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