Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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