Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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