Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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