Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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