Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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