Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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