Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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