Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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