Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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