Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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