Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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