Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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