Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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