Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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