Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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