Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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