Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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