Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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