Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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