Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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