Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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