Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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