Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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