Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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