Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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