Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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