Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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