Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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