Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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