Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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or

Drinking.


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or

Owlgebra


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or

The fear of Santa Claus.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A try and try and try-ceratops


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or

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or