Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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