Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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