Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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