Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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