Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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