Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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