Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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Because his feet stink


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News briefs.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Finland.


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