Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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