Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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