Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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