Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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