Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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