Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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