Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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