Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


GOOD		CRAP

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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


GOOD		CRAP

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Senator.


GOOD		CRAP

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With the Florida Keys.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get a mini soda


GOOD		CRAP

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