Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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