Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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