Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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