Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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