Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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