Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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