Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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