Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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