Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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