Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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