Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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