Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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