Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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