Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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