Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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