Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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