Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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