Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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