Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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