Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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