Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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