Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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