Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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