Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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