Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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