Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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