Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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