Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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