Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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