Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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