Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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