Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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