Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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