Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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