Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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