Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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