Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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