Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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