Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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