Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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