Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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