Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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