Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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