Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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