Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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