Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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