Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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