Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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