Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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