Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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