Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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