Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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