Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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