Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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