Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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