Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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