Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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