Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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