Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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