Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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