Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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