Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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