Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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