Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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