Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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