Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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