Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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