Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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