Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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