Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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