Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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