Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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