Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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