Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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