Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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