Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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