Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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