Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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