Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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