Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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