Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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