Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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