Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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