Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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