Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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