Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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