Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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