Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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