Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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