Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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