Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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