Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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