Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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