Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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