Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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