Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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