Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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