Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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