Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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