Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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