Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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