Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.

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