Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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