Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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