Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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