Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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