Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

To get to the other slide!


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or

A phew.


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or

No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

got salmonella.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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or