Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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