Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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