Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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