Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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