Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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