Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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