Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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