Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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