Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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