Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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