Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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