Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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