Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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