Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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