Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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