Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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