Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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