Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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