Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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