Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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