Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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