Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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