Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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