Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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