Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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