Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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