Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Plane ones.


GOOD		CRAP

or

and then it dawned on me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the sea weed


GOOD		CRAP

or

It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Finland.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snow White Supremacist.


GOOD		CRAP

or