Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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