Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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