Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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