Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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