Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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