Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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