Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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