Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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