Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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