Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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