Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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