Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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