Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!


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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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To get to the shell station.


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Make America Hate Again.


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It broke the law of gravity!


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There are footprints in the butter.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

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Laboratory Retrievers


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