Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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