Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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