Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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