Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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