Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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