Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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