Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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