Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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