Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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