Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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