Because it might crack up!
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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