Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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