Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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