Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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