Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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