Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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