Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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