Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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