Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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