Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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