Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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