Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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