Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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