Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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