Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

People must be dying to get in there.


GOOD		CRAP

or

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

CoFe2


GOOD		CRAP

or