Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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