Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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