Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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