Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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