Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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