Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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