Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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