Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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