Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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