Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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