Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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