Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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