Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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