Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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