Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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