Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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