Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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