Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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