Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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