Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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