Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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