Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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