Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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