Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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