Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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