Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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