Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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