Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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