Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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