Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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