Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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