Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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