Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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