Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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