Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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