Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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