Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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