Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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