Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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