Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026