Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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