Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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