Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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