Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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