Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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