Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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