Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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