Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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