Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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