Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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