Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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