Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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