Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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