Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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