Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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