Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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