Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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