Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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