Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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