Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025