Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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