Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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