Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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