Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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