Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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