Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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