Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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