Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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