Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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