Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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