Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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