Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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