Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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