Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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