Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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