Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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