Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


GOOD		CRAP

or