Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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