Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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