Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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