Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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