Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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