Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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