Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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