Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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