Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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