Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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