Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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