Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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