Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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