Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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