Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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