Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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