Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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