Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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