Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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