Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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