Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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