Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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