Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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