Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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