Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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