Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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