Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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