Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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