Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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