Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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