Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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You're Hired.


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It has a collar I.D.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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I wuv you watts and watts.


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They both have trunks


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She was the fairest in the land.


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No way Hose A.


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