Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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