Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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