Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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