Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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