Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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