Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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