Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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