Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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