Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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