Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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