Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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