Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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