Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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