Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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