Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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