Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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A dino-sewer.


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WHAT?


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Santa paws!!!


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To get to the shell station.


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Drinking.


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