Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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