Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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