Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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