Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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