Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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