Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop


GOOD		CRAP

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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

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Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

WHAT?


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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C over lambda.


GOOD		CRAP

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The caterer.


GOOD		CRAP

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Not enough cement.


GOOD		CRAP

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