Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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