Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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