Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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