Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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