Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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