Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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