Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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