Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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