Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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