Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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