Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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