Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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