Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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