Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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