Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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