Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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