Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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