Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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