Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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