Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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