Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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