Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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