Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.


GOOD		CRAP

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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

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You're the only bright spot in my life.


GOOD		CRAP

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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

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With the Florida Keys.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sell it and buy a violin


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


GOOD		CRAP

or