Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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Neptunes!


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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A watch dog.


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Snowflakes.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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