Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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