Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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