Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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