Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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