Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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