Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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