Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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