Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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