Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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