Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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