Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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