Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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