Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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