Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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