Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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