Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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