Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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