Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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