Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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