Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Juan by Juan.


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or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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or

Drinking.


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or

Spooketi


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or

[Period]


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or

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mummies!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take me to your litter.


GOOD		CRAP

or