Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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