Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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