Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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