Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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