Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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