Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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