Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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