Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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