Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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