Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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