Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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