Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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Tell it a yolk.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Leap Year


GOOD		CRAP

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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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To log on.


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Catillacs


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