Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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