Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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