Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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