Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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