Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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