Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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