Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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