Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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