Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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