He did not have a stop on his organ.
or
When the big hand touches the little hand
or
got salmonella.
or
WHAT?
or
R & Brie.
or
None. They just steal somebody else's light.
or
Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Pooched eggs.
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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
or
you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
or