Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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