Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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