Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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