Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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