Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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