Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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