Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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