Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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