Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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