Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026