Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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