Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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