Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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