Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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