Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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