Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A nail.


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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ICE ICE Baby......


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Discrimination.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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