Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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