Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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