Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Minivans.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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Not enough sand.


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At the crystal ball.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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A skunk with a rash.


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