Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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