Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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