Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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