Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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