Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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