Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.


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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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To get to the other size!


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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got salmonella.


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