Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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