Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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