Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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