Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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