Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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