Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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