Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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