Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or


What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026