Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!


GOOD		CRAP

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They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

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A Dogwood


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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


GOOD		CRAP

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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Cut the rope.


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they just stop reacting.


GOOD		CRAP

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Catfish


GOOD		CRAP

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Lilly.


GOOD		CRAP

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