Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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