Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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