Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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