Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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