Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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