Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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