Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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