Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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