Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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