Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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