Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Canvas not available.

or


How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025