Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


GOOD		CRAP

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A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

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Ask Cheese.


GOOD		CRAP

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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

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Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


GOOD		CRAP

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Owlgebra


GOOD		CRAP

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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

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