Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


GOOD		CRAP

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A swordfish


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


GOOD		CRAP

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A blushing zebra.


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A dino-sewer.


GOOD		CRAP

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Tell it a yolk.


GOOD		CRAP

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Microwaves.


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

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