Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 Canvas not available.

or


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025