Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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