Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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