Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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