Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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