So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Catch it in the Winter!
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Seven months old.
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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