Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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