Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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