Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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