Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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