Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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