Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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