Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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