Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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