Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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