Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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