Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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