Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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