Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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