Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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