Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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