Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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