Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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