Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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