Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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