Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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