So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I'm going out tonight!
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Dead.
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The players dribble a lot.
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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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