Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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