Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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