Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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