Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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