Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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