Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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