Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra


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In his trunk


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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custardy battle.


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Booberry pie!


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She ran away from the ball.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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An instagram.


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