Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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