Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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