Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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