Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

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They both have trunks


GOOD		CRAP

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Sue.


GOOD		CRAP

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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


GOOD		CRAP

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"The erection is rigged!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By carving a Trumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

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