Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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