Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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