Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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