Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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