Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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