Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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