Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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