Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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