Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Alley cats.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fireballs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

or