Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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