Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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