Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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