Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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