Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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