Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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