Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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