Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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