Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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