Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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