Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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