Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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