Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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