Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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