Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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