Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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