Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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