Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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