Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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