Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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