Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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