Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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