Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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