Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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