Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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