Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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