Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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