Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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