Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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