Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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