Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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