Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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