Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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