Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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