Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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