Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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