Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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