Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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