Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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