Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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