Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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