Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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