Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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