Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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