Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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