Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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