Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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