Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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