Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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