Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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