Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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