Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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