Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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