Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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