Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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