Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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