Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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