Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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