Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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