Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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