Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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