Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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