Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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