Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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