Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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