Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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