Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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