Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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