Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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