Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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