Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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