Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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