Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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