Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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