Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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