Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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