Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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