Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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