Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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