Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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