Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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