Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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