Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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