Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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