Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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