Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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