Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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