Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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