Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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