Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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