Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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