Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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