Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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