Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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