Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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