Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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