Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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