Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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