Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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