Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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