Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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