Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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