Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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