Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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