Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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