Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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