Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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