Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026