Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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