Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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