Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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