Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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