Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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