Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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