Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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