Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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