Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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