Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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