Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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