Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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