Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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