Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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