Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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