Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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