Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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