Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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