Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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