Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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