Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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