Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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