Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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