Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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