Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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