Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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