Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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