Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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