Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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