Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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