Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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