Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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