Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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