Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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