Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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