Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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