Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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