Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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