Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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