Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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