Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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