Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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