Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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