Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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