Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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