Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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