Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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