Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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