Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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