Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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