Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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