Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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