Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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