Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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