Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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