Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.


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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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At the crystal ball.


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Thorium.


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It�s Hans free.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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Chili


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They both have a hole in one!


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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