Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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