Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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