Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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