Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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