Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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