Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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