Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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