Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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