Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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