Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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