Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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