Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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