Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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