Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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