Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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