Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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