Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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