Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026