Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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