Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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