Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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