Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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