Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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