Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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