Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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