Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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