Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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