Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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