Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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