Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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