Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026