Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.


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A watch dog.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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It saw the ginger snap.


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Mice krispies


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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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