Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.


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Oinkment.


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In a river bank


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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They both whine alot!


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Croak-a-cola.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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