Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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