Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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