Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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