Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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