Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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