Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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