Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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