Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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