Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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