Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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