Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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