Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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