Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.


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They're both extinct.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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A trombone.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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A crookodile


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