Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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