Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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