Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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Morbier


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Stable tennis


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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A tree in a golden forest.


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