Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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