Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


GOOD		CRAP

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the shell station.


GOOD		CRAP

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Nice belt!


GOOD		CRAP

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CSI


GOOD		CRAP

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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sleep somewhere else.


GOOD		CRAP

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A buff-a-loan


GOOD		CRAP

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He felt funny.


GOOD		CRAP

or