Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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