Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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