Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025