Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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