Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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