Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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custardy battle.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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What a turtle disaster


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All of them.


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At the Whale-weigh station.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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Leap Year


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