Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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