Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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