Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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