Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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