Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Glass flippers.


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A tattoo.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Put him in the front seat.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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A trombone.


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