Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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