Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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