Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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