Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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