Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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