Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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