Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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