Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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