Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


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As far away as possible.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Bone appetit!


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Senator.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Fsh


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