Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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