Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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