Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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