Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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