Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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