Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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