Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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