Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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