Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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