Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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