Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026