Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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