Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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