It waves.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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It saw the ginger snap.
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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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