Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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