Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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