Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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