Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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