Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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