Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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