Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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