Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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