Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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