Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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