Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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