Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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