Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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A swordfish


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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At the crystal ball.


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Make sure one is a match!


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To get to the udder side.


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