Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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