Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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