Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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In a barking lot.


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With a tuba glue.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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Because his feet stink


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Because they are black and white.


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Senator.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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