Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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