Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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A jellycopter


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Taller


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Gator-Ade.


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Comet


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Infantry.


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