Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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