Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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