Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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