Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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