Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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