Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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