Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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