Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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