Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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