Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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