Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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