Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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