Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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