Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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