Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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