Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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