Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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