Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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