Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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