Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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