Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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