Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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