Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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