Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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