Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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