Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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