Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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