Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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