Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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