Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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