Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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