Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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