Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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