Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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