I've been framed!
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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Buy a deck of cards.
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To see time fly.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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