Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026