Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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