Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!


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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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They can make little things count.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Chile.


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It scrambled across!


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I dot my i's on you!


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To get to the other slide!


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