Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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