Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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