Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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