Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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