Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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