Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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