Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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