Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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