Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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