Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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