Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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