Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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