Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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