Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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