Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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