Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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