Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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