Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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