Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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