Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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