Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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