Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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