Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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