Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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