Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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