Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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