Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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