Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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