Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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