Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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