Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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