Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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