Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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