Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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