Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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