Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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