Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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