Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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