Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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