Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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