Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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