Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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