Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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