Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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