Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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