Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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