Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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