Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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