Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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