Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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