Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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