Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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