Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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