Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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