Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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