Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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