Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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