Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.


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or

Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he is so cool!


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or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've lost three days already.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the baaaaarber shop


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or

Because you can see right through them!


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or

The sound of Mew-sic


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or

A try and try and try-ceratops


GOOD		CRAP

or