Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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