Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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