Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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