Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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