Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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