Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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