Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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