Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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