Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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