Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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