Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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