Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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