Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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