Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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