Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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