Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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