Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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