Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his credit card


GOOD		CRAP

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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

bought 4 corners.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The cow that jumped over the moon


GOOD		CRAP

or

They charged one - and let the other one off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Ant-elopes!


GOOD		CRAP

or

They had reservations.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or