Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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