Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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