Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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