Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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