Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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