Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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