Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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