Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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