Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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