Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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