Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.


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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Polar Bond.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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Igloos it together.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Holly Davidson.


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