Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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