Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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