Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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