Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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