Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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