Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.


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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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An impasta


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Both of them.


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They both have trunks


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Sunday!


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