Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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