Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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