Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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