Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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