Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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