Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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