Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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