Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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