Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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