Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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