Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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