Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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