Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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