Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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