Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!


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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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Polar Bond.


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Sir.


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Her New Jersey.


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CSI


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He presses the paws button.


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A milk truck.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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