Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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