Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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