Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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