Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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