Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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