Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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