Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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