Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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