Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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