Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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