Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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