Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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