Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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