Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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