Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because pepper makes them sneeze


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

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It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

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You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


GOOD		CRAP

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Lipstick.


GOOD		CRAP

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None, sound engineers don't do lights


GOOD		CRAP

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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

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