Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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