Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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