Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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