Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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