Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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