Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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