Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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