Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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