Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!


GOOD		CRAP

or

"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


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or

None. They have machines to do that now.


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or

It was sole destroying.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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or

all that was left was de brie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


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or

He wanted to make a clean getaway!


GOOD		CRAP

or