Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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