Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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