Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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