Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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