Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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