Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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