Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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