Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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