Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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