Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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