Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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