Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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