Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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