Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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