Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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