Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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