Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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