Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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