Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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