Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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