Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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