Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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