Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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