Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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