Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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