Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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