Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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