Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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