Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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