Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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