Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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