Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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