Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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