Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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