Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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