Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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