Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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