Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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