Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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