Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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