Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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