Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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