Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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