Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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