Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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