Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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