Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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