Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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