Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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