Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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