Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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