Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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