Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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