Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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