Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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