Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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