Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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