Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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