Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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