Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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