Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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