Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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