Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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