Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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