Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.


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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi


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The police had to comb the area.


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An offer you can't understand


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He had no patients.


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Thorium.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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CSI


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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