Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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