Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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