Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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