Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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