Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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