Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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