Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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