Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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