Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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