Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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