Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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