Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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