Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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