Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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