Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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