Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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