Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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