Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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