Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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