Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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