Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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