Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!


GOOD		CRAP

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

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She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

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There are footprints in the butter.


GOOD		CRAP

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The sound of Mew-sic


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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To see time fly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sleep somewhere else.


GOOD		CRAP

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