Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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