Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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