Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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