Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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