Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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