Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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