Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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