Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!


GOOD		CRAP

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.


GOOD		CRAP

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A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

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It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

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A garbage truck.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


GOOD		CRAP

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At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Three, but they're really only one.


GOOD		CRAP

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