Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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