Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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