Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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