Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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