Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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