Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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