Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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