Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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