Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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