Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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