Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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