Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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