Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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