Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!


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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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Because it's two tired!


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

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Address.


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