Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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