Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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