Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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