Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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