Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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