Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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