Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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