Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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