Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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