Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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