Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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