Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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