Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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