Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!


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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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Many hands make light work.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Carbon.


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Polar Bond.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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