Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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