Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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