Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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