Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
Canvas not available.

or


How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025