Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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