Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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