Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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