Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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