Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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