Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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