Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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