Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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