Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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