Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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