Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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