Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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