Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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