Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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