Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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