Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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