Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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