Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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In the neigh-borhood.
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Because they are black and white.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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