Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026