Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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