Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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