Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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