Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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