Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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