Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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