Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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