Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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