Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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