Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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