Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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