Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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