Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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