Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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