Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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