Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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