Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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