Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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