Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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