Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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