Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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