Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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