Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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