Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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