Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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