Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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