Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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