Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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