Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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