Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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