Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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