Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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