Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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