Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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