Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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