Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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