Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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