Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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