Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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