Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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