Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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