Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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