Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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