Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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