Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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