Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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