Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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