Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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