Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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