Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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