Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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