Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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