Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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