Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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