Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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