Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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