Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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