Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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