Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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