Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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