Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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