Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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