Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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