Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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