Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Canvas not available.

or


"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

Canvas not available.

or


What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026