Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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