Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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