Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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