Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A road hog.


GOOD		CRAP

or