Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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