Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
Canvas not available.

or


What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026