Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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