Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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