Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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