Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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