Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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