Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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