Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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