Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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