Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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