Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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