Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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