Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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