Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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