Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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