Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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