Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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