Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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