Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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