Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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