Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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