Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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