Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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