Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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