Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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