Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.


GOOD		CRAP

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.


GOOD		CRAP

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The mooseum.


GOOD		CRAP

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New Jersey got to pick first.


GOOD		CRAP

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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


GOOD		CRAP

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They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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A rubber band.


GOOD		CRAP

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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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