Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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