Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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