Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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