Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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