Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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