Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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