He presses the paws button.
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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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......... one jar.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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