Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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