Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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