Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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