Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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