Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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