One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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In the alphabed.
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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