Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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