Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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