Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
Canvas not available.

or


Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
Canvas not available.

or


Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
Canvas not available.

or


I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025