Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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