Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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