Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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