Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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