Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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