Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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