Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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