Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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