Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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