Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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