Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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