Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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