Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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