Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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