Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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