Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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She was the fairest in the land.
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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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There are footprints in the butter.
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