Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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