Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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