Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated


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A rubber band.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Toy-otas.


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Professional courtesy.


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The same thing Arkansas.


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