Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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