Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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