Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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