Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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