Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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