Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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