Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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