Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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