Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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