Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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