Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Canvas not available.

or


How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018