Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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