Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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