Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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