Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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