Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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