Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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