Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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