Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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