Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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