Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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