Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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