Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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