Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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