Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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