Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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