Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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