Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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