Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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