Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.


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What's a light bulb?


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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He presses the paws button.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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A hippopota-mess


GOOD		CRAP

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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


GOOD		CRAP

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