Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink


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or

Use a pen.


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or

Senator.


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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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or

Wet feet.


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or

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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or

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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or

Anywhere it wants to


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or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or