Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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