Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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