Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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