Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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