Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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