Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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