Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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