Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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