Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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