Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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