Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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