Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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