Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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