Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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