Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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They can hit the high C's!


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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A living room!


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Cell phones


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