Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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