Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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