Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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