Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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