Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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