Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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