Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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