Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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