Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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