Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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