Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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