Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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