Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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