Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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