Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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