Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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