Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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