Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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or

What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.


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Anywhere it wants to


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or

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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or

A buff-a-loan


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or

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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or

To see the moosicals


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or

Skeet.


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or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or