Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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