Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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