Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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He presses the paws button.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Sunday!


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The Elfabet.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Frostbite.


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On honor rolls.


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