Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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