Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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