Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.


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Stuck


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Croak-a-cola.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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