Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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