Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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