Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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