Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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