Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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