Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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