Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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