Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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