Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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