Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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