Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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