Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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