Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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