Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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Lemonade.


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Make America Hate Again.


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A coat of arms.


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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


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Shocked.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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