Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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