Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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