Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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