Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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