Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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