Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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