Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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