Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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