Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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