Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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