Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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