Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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