Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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