Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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