Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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