Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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