Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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