Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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