Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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