Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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