Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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