Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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