Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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