Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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