Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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