Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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