Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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