Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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