Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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