Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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