Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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