Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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