Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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