Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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