Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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