Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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