Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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