Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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