Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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