Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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