Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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