Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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