Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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