Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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