Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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