Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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