Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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