Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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