Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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