Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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