Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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