Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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