Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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