Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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