Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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