Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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