Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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