Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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