Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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