Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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