Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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