Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A seal walks into a club...



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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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