Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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