Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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