Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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