Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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