Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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