Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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