Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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