Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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