Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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