Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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