Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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