Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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