Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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