Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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