Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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