Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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