Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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