Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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