Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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