Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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