Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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