Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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