Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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