Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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