Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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