Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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