Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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