Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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