Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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