Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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