Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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