Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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