Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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