Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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