Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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