Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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