To see how long he slept.
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Because their horns don't work.
There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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A crane.
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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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