Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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