Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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