Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hot, because you can catch cold.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


GOOD		CRAP

or

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pooched eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he traveled a lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fo Drizzle!


GOOD		CRAP

or