Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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