Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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