Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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