Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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