Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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