Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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