Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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