Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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