Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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