Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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