Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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