Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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