Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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