Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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