Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.


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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle


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Catfish


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I am feeling pale today.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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