Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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