Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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