Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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