Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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