Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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