Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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