Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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