Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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