Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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