Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.


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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.


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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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They can hit the high C's!


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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Every year!


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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R & Brie.


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A computer mouse.


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