Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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