Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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