Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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