Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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