Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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