Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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