Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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