Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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