Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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