Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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