Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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