Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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