Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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