Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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