Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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