Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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