Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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