Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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