Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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