Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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