Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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