Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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