Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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