Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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