Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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