Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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