Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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