Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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