Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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