Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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