Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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