Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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