Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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