Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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