Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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