Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026