Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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