Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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