Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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