Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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