Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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