Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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