Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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