Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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