Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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