Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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