Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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