Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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