Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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