Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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