Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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