Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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