Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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