Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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