Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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