Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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