Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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