Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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