Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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