Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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