Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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