Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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