Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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