Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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