Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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