Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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