Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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