Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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