Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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