Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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