Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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