Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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