Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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