Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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