Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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