Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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