Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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