Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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A seal walks into a club...



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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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