Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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