Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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