Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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