Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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