Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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