Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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