Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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