Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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