Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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