Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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