Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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