Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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