Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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