Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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