Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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