Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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