Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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