Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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