Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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