Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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