Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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