Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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