Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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