Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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