Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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