Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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