Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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