Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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