Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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