Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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