Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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