Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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