Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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