Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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