Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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