Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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