Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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