Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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