Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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