Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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