Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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