Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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