Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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