Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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