Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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