Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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