Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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