Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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