Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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