Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Canvas not available.

or


What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025