Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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