Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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