Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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