Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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