Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or


How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026