Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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