Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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