Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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