Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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