Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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