Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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