Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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