Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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