Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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