Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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