Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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