Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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