Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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