Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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