Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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