Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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