Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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