Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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