Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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