Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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