Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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