Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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