Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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