Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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