Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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