Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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