Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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