Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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