Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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