Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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