Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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