Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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