Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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