Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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