Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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