Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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