Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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