Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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