Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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