Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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