Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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