Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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