Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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