Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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