Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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