Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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