Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!


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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Norse code.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Hair Force One!


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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What's a light bulb?


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