Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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