Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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