Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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