Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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