Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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