Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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