Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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