Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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