Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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