Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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