Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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