Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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