Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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