Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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