Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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