Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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