Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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