Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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