Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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