Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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