Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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