Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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