Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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