Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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