Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
Canvas not available.

or


How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025