Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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