Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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