Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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