Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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