Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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