Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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