Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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