Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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