Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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