Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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