Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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