Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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