Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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