Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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