Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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