Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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