Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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