Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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