Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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