Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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