Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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