Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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