Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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