Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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