Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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