Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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