Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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