Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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