Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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