Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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