Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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