Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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