Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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