Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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