Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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