Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!


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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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News briefs.


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Camelflauge


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It'll come back to me.


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Norse code.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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