Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026