Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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