Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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