Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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