Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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