Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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