Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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