Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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