Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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