Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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