Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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