Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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