Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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