Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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