Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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