Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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