Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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