Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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