Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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