Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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