Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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