Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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