Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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