Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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