Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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