Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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