Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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