Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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