Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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