Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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