Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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