Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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