Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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