Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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