Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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