Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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