Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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