Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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