Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
Canvas not available.

or


what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026