Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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