Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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