Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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