Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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