Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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