Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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