Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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