Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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