Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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