Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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