Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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