Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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