Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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