Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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