Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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