Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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