Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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