Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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