Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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