Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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