Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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