Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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