Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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