Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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