Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026