Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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