Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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