Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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