Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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