Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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