Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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