Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026