Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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