Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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