Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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