Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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