Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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