Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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