Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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