Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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