Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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