Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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