Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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