Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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