Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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