Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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