Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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