Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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