Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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