Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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