Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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