Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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