Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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