Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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