Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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