Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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