Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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