Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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