Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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