Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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