Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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