Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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