Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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