Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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