Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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