Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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