Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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