Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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