Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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