Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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