Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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