Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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