Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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