Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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