Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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