Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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