Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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