Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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