Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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