Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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