Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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