Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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