Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025