Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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