Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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