Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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