Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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