Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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