Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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