Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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