Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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