Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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