Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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