Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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