Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bone appetit!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Would you like fries with that?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both extinct.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


GOOD		CRAP

or

3 blind mice.


GOOD		CRAP

or