Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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