Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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