Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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