Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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