Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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