Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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