Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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