Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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