Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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