Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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