Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both have trunks


GOOD		CRAP

or

Thoreau editing Thorough.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sell it and buy a violin


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or