Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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