Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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