Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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