Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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