Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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