Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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