Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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