Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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