Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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