Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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