Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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