Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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