Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.


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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday


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With a tuba glue.


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The tame way, unique up on it!


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He was looking for Pluto.


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The batter.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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Twister!


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He presses the paws button.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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