Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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