Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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