Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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