Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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