Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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