Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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