Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.


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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon


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A Missed-steak.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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It needed a root canal.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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Make America Hate Again.


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