Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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