Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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