Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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