Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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