Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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