Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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