Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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