Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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