Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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