Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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