Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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