Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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