Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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