Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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