Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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