Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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