Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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