Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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