Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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