Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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