Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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