Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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