Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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