Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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