Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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