Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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