Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026