Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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