Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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