Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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