Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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