Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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