Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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