Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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