Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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