Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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