Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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