Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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