Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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