Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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