Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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