Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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