Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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