Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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