Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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