Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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