Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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